They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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