Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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