I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She's the barista slut.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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