True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
