hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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