All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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What a dumb baby whore.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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