We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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