Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You did what with his pubic hair?
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