Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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