i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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