its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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