Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Farmville is her only friend.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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