Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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