All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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