But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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