But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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