Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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