i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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