whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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