? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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