your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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