Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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