Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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