I can't watch pbs sober anymore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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