Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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