It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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