Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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