we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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