what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Randomize
