I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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