i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So apparently I’m into choking now
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