Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
