I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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