Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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