I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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