My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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