i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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