Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
How's work?
Spinning.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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