Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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