your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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