He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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