my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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