Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
