party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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