am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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