Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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