you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Small penises have feelings too.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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