You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Bring me that man meat
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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