i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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