please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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