I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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