ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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