So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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