so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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