Dual....:-)
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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