Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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