did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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