after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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