She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just had sex on a roof
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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