ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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