would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my sisters under your porch take her home
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I smell like Dick and happiness
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